Anonymous asked
are you gay by any chance


do u ever think about parallel universes?  because i do.  all the time.  in a parallel universe u could be exactly the same person minus a singular hair.  everything is the same but ur missing that one hair.  there could be a different parallel universe for every single detail in ur life.  in one universe u could be dead right now.  there are infinitely many universes.  there is a different universe for every second of ur life where u die.  theres even a universe where u dont exist.  every time u have said “no” to something, theres a universe where u have said “yes”.  in one universe, u could be missing all ur teeth.  

so the long and the short of it is: everyone is gay somewhere in the grand scheme of things

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